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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 01:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

What is the American mobile phone number format?

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why don't younger men like older women?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Do you like to wear a see-through skirt?

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Sex advice: I'm finally ready to enter my promiscuity era. But there's a catch. - Slate Magazine

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are mean nicknames to call my sister? She is always so mean to me.

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hurricane Sandy May Have Affected The Brains of Unborn Children - ScienceAlert

Next, they tried...

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

When a dog smells another dog’s poo or wee, do they then remember that scent for when they smell it again, or even further know which dog they are smelling if they know the dog?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

What are incels doing wrong?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?