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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 14:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Toyota Ends Up Fastest in Night Practice - Sportscar365

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Why do Puerto Ricans come to this country flying their flags over in the United States all over their cars? They're so proud of their country. Why are they here?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

If I get served by someone else's papers, am I legally required to inform the person that they got served, or the court that they served the wrong person?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is Bollywood failing?

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

If white people had been slaves, would WLM be a thing right now?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

share office space ...

How does gut health affect mental well-being?

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.